Lalalala

I honestly don't know what to blog about so I am going to just make stuff up while I go along. I relized I haven't posted a blog for a while. So I am going to start talking about fried chicken. I am very upset that they started serving Grilled Chicken at KFC, I mean if they honsestly wanted to start serving it they should've made the name KFAGC I mean seriously people. Next subject is . yup . Those dots represent what goes at the end of a sentence to give the reader a chance to breathe. Imagine a Paragraph without a period or any other puncutaion!! Try reading this....without taking a breathe

One day I was riding my bike there was a walrus in the road so I had to stop the walrus barked so I fell off my bike because I was startled that the walrus barked so I tryed to take him back to the zoo but they said they didn't carry walruses so we both cried well the walrus barked so I decided to take him to the ocean but on our way there we saw a purple bear and he was wearing a pink sunhat and apparently he was hungry so he ate us THE END

Now take a breath Haha

I hope you all enjoyed my very random, yet AMAZING Blog! Now go laugh your face off!!! Haha just kidding, that would be really bad, and painful. By the way I am very sorry if I have any spelling errors of puncutaion errors. HAVE FUN AT HOMECOMING!!

Old ladies and Bacon

Now i'm just like all the old ladies known as Boo, Jess, Vicki, My mom, Katie, and Grandma Chris. Yes I feel old now because I am blogging, HAHAHA! (Stop the boat) Yes I am old so GET OFF MY LAWN!! Hehe that makes me giggle.

So another little story of mine ( I have many) is called "Making bacon is very dangerous". You know how some hot guys are really mean (yes I am comparing hot guys to bacon) but they are just so hot? Ya know that feeling? Well bacon is very delicious but EVIL!!! So the other day my mom was mowing the lawn and I went out and asked her if I could make a pizza for lunch, because Braden and I are Hungry. Her response: "No,we are having BLT's for lunch go start the bacon". So of course I did, not knowing what I was getting myself into! I went inside turned the grittle thing to 400 and waited for it to get hot. After it was hot I put the bacon on! And all of a sudden POP POP POP POP POP POP! OUCH!!!! Braden of course was laughing at my pain, so I went and put my big sweater on! The moral of the story is MAKING BACON IS VERY DANGEROUS!(And so are hot guys haha Nah jk) Hope you enjoyed the story, stay in school, and don't do drugs!!

Ice cream,popsicles,and flip flops OH MY!!

Well.....The reason I named this post popsicles and ice cream is because I want one some. And because I love summer and well, those are some of the many joys that come with summer. Some other things I love about summer are swimming,flip flops, and the beautiful smell of fish guts (hehe not really). Speaking of the smell of fish guts that comes with a funny story (kind of). Well My mom and I were going for our usual morning walk and of the worker doods were spraying fish guts on the corn (I know nasty right). When we got up by the corn....well lets just say bad things happened. Yes, it smelled quite horribly,we wanted to run but of course we couldn't run if we couldn't breathe!! Ahhh summer

Very cute sun guy representing summer

Well I hope you enjoyed my very first blog post!! And there will be more!!